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hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
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Wait. ]
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
I thought she liked to reserve that duty for herself. How did you get to talking about that? I'm sure I've not done a thing to deserve it.
[ Please believe in his innocence, Vriska. ]
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Nope! Now you've got two girls on shin kicking duty. You 8etter armor up!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Anyway, we were just talking a8out how gr8 and wonderful you are. Standard shit like that.
[ Of course she believes! Can't you tell? ]
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FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
Well, obviously that topic should be on everyone's tongues.
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
But I somehow doubt it would be on Alina's without more than a shade of irony. What are you ladies doing?
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Are you accusing us of shenanigans?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
I find this to 8e a hurtful and completely 8aseless accusation! D::::
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Yes, that is precisely what I'm accusing you of. That little emote all but confirms it. I'll have my eye on both of you.
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You 8n't got shit on us!!!!!!!! <3
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I like that. <3 Teach me more. I promise to use them wisely, in troublesome messages to Alina during curfew hours. She'll be delighted.
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What! Sturmhond, we've got access to a8out 8ighty 8illion emojis. And you want hearts?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
You are such a nerd!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
More like what, anyway? ::::P You've seen the other emotes I use! 8ut if we're talking trou8lesome messages during curfew, I think I have just the thing. A friend of mine used to do it.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
How the fuck did she do it. It was like........
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
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FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Get it????
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He’ll squint at that new offering, though. ]
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
An angry smile? Why do you give it a flat mouth? >:]
>:)
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
I can’t tell which is better. What does it mean when you write it with a P?
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Ugh! You completely missed the point. It's raising its eye8rows! Don't you get it?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
........ 8ut you know, now that you ask, I don't know why it has a flat mouth! She pro8a8ly just thought it looked funnier that way.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Lol. The P is like if you were sticking your tongue out. ::::P
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Raising its eyebrows angrily. How would I do the kind of raised eyebrow that judges you for misinterpreting?
[ Yes, please tell him how to troll you, Vriska. ]
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
I’m not sticking my tongue out. That’s uncouth. Is that what you’ve been doing all along? Honestly.
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FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
There is totally a way to do that and it's really cool and gr8, but I am soooooooo not telling you.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Jackass.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Hahahahahahahaha! Aren't you all high class. Of course it would 8e utterly 8eneath you to ever do something as 8ase as stick your tongue out.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
I'm just the dum8 gross mannerless ra88le that makes all sorts of gross and o8scene gestures with my face! I'm not sure why you associ8 with me. ::::(
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[ If he were a troll, his blood would be magenta. He’s just saying. ]
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
I know. I’m going to have to reassess how friendly I am, this is terrible.
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
Actually, I have another question. The number 8. Why such a fan?
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FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It's a tragedy, Sturmhond. You need to start 8eing less friendly immedi8ly, or degener8s like me will start getting the wrong idea!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
8ights are sacred to my num8er-8ased religion, o8viously! What a rude question to ask.
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I am equally rude when it comes to every other religion, I assure you. What are the core beliefs of the Church of Eight?