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[sturmhond]

[ That’s exactly what he means. He also won’t argue about being a nerd, because although he has no idea what it means, from this context it just might be a compliment. So he’ll take it as one, at any rate.

He’ll squint at that new offering, though. ]

FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org

An angry smile? Why do you give it a flat mouth? >:]

>:)

FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org

I can’t tell which is better. What does it mean when you write it with a P?

[hypertoxic]

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

Ugh! You completely missed the point. It's raising its eye8rows! Don't you get it?

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

........ 8ut you know, now that you ask, I don't know why it has a flat mouth! She pro8a8ly just thought it looked funnier that way.

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

Lol. The P is like if you were sticking your tongue out. ::::P

[sturmhond]

FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org

Raising its eyebrows angrily. How would I do the kind of raised eyebrow that judges you for misinterpreting?

[ Yes, please tell him how to troll you, Vriska. ]

FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org

I’m not sticking my tongue out. That’s uncouth. Is that what you’ve been doing all along? Honestly.

[hypertoxic]

[ Dammit Sturmhond. ]

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

There is totally a way to do that and it's really cool and gr8, but I am soooooooo not telling you.

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

Jackass.

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

Hahahahahahahaha! Aren't you all high class. Of course it would 8e utterly 8eneath you to ever do something as 8ase as stick your tongue out.

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

I'm just the dum8 gross mannerless ra88le that makes all sorts of gross and o8scene gestures with my face! I'm not sure why you associ8 with me. ::::(

[sturmhond]

[ If he were a troll, his blood would be magenta. He’s just saying. ]

FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org

I know. I’m going to have to reassess how friendly I am, this is terrible.

FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org

Actually, I have another question. The number 8. Why such a fan?

[hypertoxic]

[ He would be one of the high-blooded sea douches. He totally would. Imagining him with gills is hilarious. ]

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

It's a tragedy, Sturmhond. You need to start 8eing less friendly immedi8ly, or degener8s like me will start getting the wrong idea!

FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org

8ights are sacred to my num8er-8ased religion, o8viously! What a rude question to ask.

[sturmhond]

FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org]

I am equally rude when it comes to every other religion, I assure you. What are the core beliefs of the Church of Eight?