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hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
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FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
What? What the hell does lel mean.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Do you seriously not know what chatspeak is? I thought you came from a futuristic space whatever!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Hahahaha. I 8lame Elena! She started me down this path of grossly corporeal displays of friendship.
What? What the hell does lel mean.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Do you seriously not know what chatspeak is? I thought you came from a futuristic space whatever!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Hahahaha. I 8lame Elena! She started me down this path of grossly corporeal displays of friendship.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
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FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Sure. I'll get you something soon. We can have a 8ig, godless shindig.
::::)
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Sure. I'll get you something soon. We can have a 8ig, godless shindig.
Yeah. I know. [ Muttered, though fondly. ] Thanks, big sister.
[ The way she says those words is dry, if not quite sarcastic, and there'll be a crooked smile on Vriska's face when Elena lets go. With a shake of her head she takes the bag of candy, rolling it around in her hands. ]
I'm assuming you remember the whole thing about me not needing to eat and wanted me to indulge anyway. Noh-Varr got me chocolate. What the hell am I going to do with all this sugar? All the sugar, Elena, Aaaaaaaall of it.
[ Vriska steps back and jabs a thumb over her shoulder, lifting one brow. ]
Wanna come in?
[ The way she says those words is dry, if not quite sarcastic, and there'll be a crooked smile on Vriska's face when Elena lets go. With a shake of her head she takes the bag of candy, rolling it around in her hands. ]
I'm assuming you remember the whole thing about me not needing to eat and wanted me to indulge anyway. Noh-Varr got me chocolate. What the hell am I going to do with all this sugar? All the sugar, Elena, Aaaaaaaall of it.
[ Vriska steps back and jabs a thumb over her shoulder, lifting one brow. ]
Wanna come in?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Aeryn said it was a term for amusement.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I come from a time of space travel and good tech. That doesn't mean I'm up to date on all of the chat slang. Especially the chat slang that's not from my world.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Elena sounds like a good person to blame. I'll blame her too.
Aeryn said it was a term for amusement.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I come from a time of space travel and good tech. That doesn't mean I'm up to date on all of the chat slang. Especially the chat slang that's not from my world.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Elena sounds like a good person to blame. I'll blame her too.
Is she? [ That's news to Vriska, and both her brows lift. ] Huh. I can see it. She seems okay, though. She's got steel!
[ That Noh-Varr should be so dead on about what Vriska means by "nice," should be a little embarrassing, honestly, but she'd actually just be proud if she knew. But there's at least a glimmer of respect in her when she says "steel," which means Mineva is probably (mostly) safe. ]
Hey, fuck you! I never torment anybody. I am the single nicest person I know. [ She flaps an airy hand, which a moment later she puts to work opening the box. ]
By the way, I am making you have some of this with me, I don't care how much chocolate you've already gone through.
[ That Noh-Varr should be so dead on about what Vriska means by "nice," should be a little embarrassing, honestly, but she'd actually just be proud if she knew. But there's at least a glimmer of respect in her when she says "steel," which means Mineva is probably (mostly) safe. ]
Hey, fuck you! I never torment anybody. I am the single nicest person I know. [ She flaps an airy hand, which a moment later she puts to work opening the box. ]
By the way, I am making you have some of this with me, I don't care how much chocolate you've already gone through.
[ Not so nice when it means the mass extinction of a species, bro. ]
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Fuck if I know. Don't ask me to understand how his weirdo 8ullshit gimmick works!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
W8, what? Oh. Right, I guess you wouldn't know. We trolls are naturally incestuous. I only kind of understand why it's such a ta8oo for humans.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
All our genetic material just goes into a 8ig slurry. None of us ever knows how we are rel8ed to other trolls. The closest we get are our storied ancestors!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Kanaya was in charge of the whole repopul8ing thing. Not that I have any idea if she had any success with it.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Fuck if I know. Don't ask me to understand how his weirdo 8ullshit gimmick works!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
W8, what? Oh. Right, I guess you wouldn't know. We trolls are naturally incestuous. I only kind of understand why it's such a ta8oo for humans.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
All our genetic material just goes into a 8ig slurry. None of us ever knows how we are rel8ed to other trolls. The closest we get are our storied ancestors!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Kanaya was in charge of the whole repopul8ing thing. Not that I have any idea if she had any success with it.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
O8viously.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Hey! Fuck you, it wasn't just a8out my vision 8ightfold, though of course that was pretty awesome. I still have my spider thing, you know!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
>::::? Is that a leading question, Dave? Are you trying to cover for your own egregious failures in getting accosted 8y psychic plant life?
O8viously.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Hey! Fuck you, it wasn't just a8out my vision 8ightfold, though of course that was pretty awesome. I still have my spider thing, you know!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
>::::? Is that a leading question, Dave? Are you trying to cover for your own egregious failures in getting accosted 8y psychic plant life?
FROM: estheim.hope@cdc.org
You're welcome and I believe in you, okay? You really can get things done.
FROM: estheim.hope@cdc.org
After all, you might not believe me but you helped me a lot when I first dropped into all of this.
FROM: estheim.hope@cdc.org
So, these gifts are my 'thank you' to you.
You're welcome and I believe in you, okay? You really can get things done.
FROM: estheim.hope@cdc.org
After all, you might not believe me but you helped me a lot when I first dropped into all of this.
FROM: estheim.hope@cdc.org
So, these gifts are my 'thank you' to you.
FROM: brooksjr.barnaby@cdc.org
That sounds like a good plan to me.
That sounds like a good plan to me.
[ Steel. It's a funny comparison to make, but the adjective completes the image nicely, and gives the Mineva in his mind a straighter, firmer posture and a determined glint. Maybe he'll get to know her for real, sometime.
At that, he makes a face. ]
Please don't. I've had enough.
[ If it makes her happy, though, he'll pull through. A little more chocolate never killed anyone. He settles down next to her, watching her open the box. ]
At that, he makes a face. ]
Please don't. I've had enough.
[ If it makes her happy, though, he'll pull through. A little more chocolate never killed anyone. He settles down next to her, watching her open the box. ]
[ It was a sarcastic kind of 'nice'. ]
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
The Kree keep large genetic databanks. We're created very selectively, so as to weed out the least desirable traits from the population while retaining high diversity and useful mutations via splicing: scales, wings, enhanced senses, etc.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
Leaving one person in charge of repopulating a species seems counter-intuitive, though I suppose if you have a single large genetic container it's feasible. Did you ever see her again?
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
The Kree keep large genetic databanks. We're created very selectively, so as to weed out the least desirable traits from the population while retaining high diversity and useful mutations via splicing: scales, wings, enhanced senses, etc.
FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org
Leaving one person in charge of repopulating a species seems counter-intuitive, though I suppose if you have a single large genetic container it's feasible. Did you ever see her again?
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
I don't think Dagger would take us, anyway. Or me at least. I'd make a poor red.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
If he ever bothers you too much just kick him in the shins, really. You can tell him I said so. It's how I used to deal with him.
I don't think Dagger would take us, anyway. Or me at least. I'd make a poor red.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
If he ever bothers you too much just kick him in the shins, really. You can tell him I said so. It's how I used to deal with him.
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
i dont see you webslinging your way through the trees
your spider title was usurped by two guys named peter parker
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
and no of course not what kind of question is that
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
not one that should even be asked if were real here
[He's hallucinated twice and been brown noted once.]
i dont see you webslinging your way through the trees
your spider title was usurped by two guys named peter parker
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
and no of course not what kind of question is that
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
not one that should even be asked if were real here
[He's hallucinated twice and been brown noted once.]
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
::::O
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
You know, that reminds me.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Have we ever actually met up in person?
::::O
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
You know, that reminds me.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Have we ever actually met up in person?
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
oh
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
i dont think so
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
i guess thats kinda weird huh
oh
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
i dont think so
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
i guess thats kinda weird huh
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Lol. It's fine. You would not 8elieeeeeeeve how long I spent talking to a 8unch of dwee8s on the internet 8efore I actually met any of them.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Though we did have a convoluted dimensional 8arrier 8etween us.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It doesn't have to 8e, like, a thing. 8ut I wouldn't mind hanging out sometime.
Lol. It's fine. You would not 8elieeeeeeeve how long I spent talking to a 8unch of dwee8s on the internet 8efore I actually met any of them.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Though we did have a convoluted dimensional 8arrier 8etween us.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It doesn't have to 8e, like, a thing. 8ut I wouldn't mind hanging out sometime.
well. ........... welllllllllllllllll. hey, she was trying to be a supportive friend!!
hypertoxic
2015-03-27 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Not one I've ever heard. I think she was fucking with you. Lol means laugh out loud.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Ugh. Laaaaaaaaame, Garrus. And no excuse! O8viously you should 8e learning.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
::::P She'd pro8a8ly 8e happy if she knew.
Not one I've ever heard. I think she was fucking with you. Lol means laugh out loud.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Ugh. Laaaaaaaaame, Garrus. And no excuse! O8viously you should 8e learning.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
::::P She'd pro8a8ly 8e happy if she knew.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Go figure, right?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
You really think so? That is sweet. I should 8e the one thanking you for 8ack then! After all, you saved my life.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It was a good note to start off on. ::::)
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
8ut ok, ok. Should I come pick them up or something?
Go figure, right?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
You really think so? That is sweet. I should 8e the one thanking you for 8ack then! After all, you saved my life.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It was a good note to start off on. ::::)
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
8ut ok, ok. Should I come pick them up or something?
[ Yoink. Vriska tugs on his arm so she can maneuver him just so, and then make herself perfectly comfortable against him. It's as imperious and bossy as anything she ever does, but fond, too. His comment just gets her to lift her brows at him. ]
Oh, I see how it is. I'm just getting your leftovers! What a shitty gift. You've pretty much just guaranteed your own fate of chocolatey death.
[ It says a lot that when she was young, and still alive, she genuinely would have been insulted. But now she's just teasing. She's got the egg out by now and is considering it, turning it this way and that. ]
What do you even do with one of these things? Just bite right into it? [ A beat, and: ] Oh man, it would be so awesome if there was something inside.
Oh, I see how it is. I'm just getting your leftovers! What a shitty gift. You've pretty much just guaranteed your own fate of chocolatey death.
[ It says a lot that when she was young, and still alive, she genuinely would have been insulted. But now she's just teasing. She's got the egg out by now and is considering it, turning it this way and that. ]
What do you even do with one of these things? Just bite right into it? [ A beat, and: ] Oh man, it would be so awesome if there was something inside.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Maybe it's something from her universe. But I'll remember that your universe uses lol.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
From what I know of Elena, I'm not surprised. She's a good person, good friend to have. You gonna go hug her?
Maybe it's something from her universe. But I'll remember that your universe uses lol.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
From what I know of Elena, I'm not surprised. She's a good person, good friend to have. You gonna go hug her?
[ Or was it. >::::( ]
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Haha. We do natural selection the old fashioned way. There were loooooooots of ways to get killed on Alternia if you weren't strong or 8rave enough.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
If you're created selectively, does that mean there aren't very many Kree?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
"A single large genetic container" is pretty much what happens! It worked for us for untold thousands of sweeps, anyway.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
No. In fact, the last time I ever saw her, she punched me in the face!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It was soooooooo cooooooool. <3
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Haha. We do natural selection the old fashioned way. There were loooooooots of ways to get killed on Alternia if you weren't strong or 8rave enough.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
If you're created selectively, does that mean there aren't very many Kree?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
"A single large genetic container" is pretty much what happens! It worked for us for untold thousands of sweeps, anyway.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
No. In fact, the last time I ever saw her, she punched me in the face!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It was soooooooo cooooooool. <3
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Are you kidding? I am pretty sure he str8 up h8s me. I guess he just never took to my sparkling personality. ::::(
[ anyway brb laughing like an asshole WOW ALINA???? ]
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Wow. Sanctioned violence! Yessssssss. He'd 8etter not sass me ever again, or his shins will pay!
Are you kidding? I am pretty sure he str8 up h8s me. I guess he just never took to my sparkling personality. ::::(
[ anyway brb laughing like an asshole WOW ALINA???? ]
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Wow. Sanctioned violence! Yessssssss. He'd 8etter not sass me ever again, or his shins will pay!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Where I come from is not a single universe! It is technically a whole 8unch. O8viously that means my version is 8etter than everyone else's.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Please. I already did. She might actually 8e the nicest person I've ever met? I can never 8e mean to her, it sucks. ::::(
Where I come from is not a single universe! It is technically a whole 8unch. O8viously that means my version is 8etter than everyone else's.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Please. I already did. She might actually 8e the nicest person I've ever met? I can never 8e mean to her, it sucks. ::::(
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