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hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
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I don't think Dagger would take us, anyway. Or me at least. I'd make a poor red.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
If he ever bothers you too much just kick him in the shins, really. You can tell him I said so. It's how I used to deal with him.
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Are you kidding? I am pretty sure he str8 up h8s me. I guess he just never took to my sparkling personality. ::::(
[ anyway brb laughing like an asshole WOW ALINA???? ]
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Wow. Sanctioned violence! Yessssssss. He'd 8etter not sass me ever again, or his shins will pay!
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It's okay. I'm pretty sure he's still mad at me because I have sex hands or talked about sex hands or any number of things, really.
We can make a 'hated by Dagger' support group, maybe?
[ They're probably in trouble somewhere.... ]
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
You can even tell him I said it was okay. Though he'll probably already know. It was my signature move.
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........
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
........
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Sex hands????????
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Lol. A support group and a t-shirt! Why not?
[ Forgive them, Dagger. Even if they know exactly what they do. ]
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Haha, seriously? How long did you spend kicking him around?
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HIS WORDS!! i swear!
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
I bet we could get Ghost to make us one. He could even wear one too.
[ Worth it. ]
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
A long time. He was very infuriating when we first met. He grows on you after awhile, though.
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They might 8e his words, 8ut you're the one who's going to have to explain that to me! I am just dying to know.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Ahahahaha. Ghost in a t-shirt? I'd give good credits to see that! ::::)
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Like he's not infuri8ing now. ::::P I get what you mean a8out him growing on you, though. When we first talked I kinda h8ed the guy!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
8ut he ended up winning my respect. And he's always 8een supportive of me. Surprisingly so. He's a gr8 leader.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
How long have you two actually known each other?
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It's not that scandalous!! Or maybe it is.... I guess it depends??? It just means we've... been together. [ Alina is such a prude okay. This is hard to actually voice. ]
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
Maybe we can pay credits to buy him one? I bet he'd wear it at least once if we asked really nicely.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
That all sounds exactly like my experiences with him. :) He's still infuriating, though, you're right.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
Over a year now. Maybe a year and a half or a little longer. We knew each other awhile at home, but not quite a year. And then we've both been here since the start so all this time too.
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Oh. That's it? That's kind of lame. W8, how did Dagger even find out you pailed with Sturmhond?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
........ I think we should. Next time we get a chance, we're going to make it happen, Alina.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Huh. So that means you've known each other for a8out two years now? Somehow I thought it would 8e longer.
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Pailed??
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
Pretty sure I was giving him a hard time about his issues with sex and then I let it slip to mess with his head...... Kind of worked??
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
That's kind of adorable to think about. Next time we can do this we need to!
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
Really? Maybe it's because we have to depend on each other here and there so we've gotten kind of close.
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Oh. Lol. To put it 8luntly, that is what we trolls call sex. Pailing!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
This is 8ecause of reasons.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Anyway, I am impressed. That is a ridiculously priv8 level of detail to share just to fuck with Dagger! You would make a good troll, Alina.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Yessssssss. I'm in!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
That is pro8a8ly it. I seriously thought you guys knew each other for a long time. It's just this vi8e you give off!
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Do I want to ask what reasons or will I regret it...?
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
It's not hard to put it together. We do live together after all. But I'll take that as a compliment.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
Good! I won't let us forget it. Because otherwise I might forget......
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
I'll take that one as a compliment, too. Do you have anyone here from your world?
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You'll regret it. ::::) 8ut don't let that stop you from asking!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It is definitely a compliment! It's hard to one-up a troll at trolling. You should 8e honored!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Let's 8e real. We are definitely going to forget.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Uh, yeah. I've had a couple of chumps from home parade through here, 8ut most of them have fucked off 8y now. There's this one guy, 8ut........
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
You could say there's a history 8etween us.
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Saints... all right. What are the reasons.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
Then I'm very honored. You can't see it but I'm grinning, too.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
We probably will forget if I'm being honest...
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
Oh? The kind of history people gossip about or the kind of history that's a little violent?
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D:::: I didn't think you actually would!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Haha. To 8e honest, if you knew more a8out my race, you pro8a8ly wouldn't think it was a compliment. I'm just messing with you.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It's a little 8it of 8oth.
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You said there were reasons, though!!
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
Oh.
I'm fairly easily messed with, I'll confess.
FROM: starkov.alina@cdc.org
That sounds familiar. Are things good between you two here?
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There are reasons! Gross reasons. Fine, I refuse to 8e an immature little wiggler about this!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
I'm not all that clear a8out how human procre8tion works, 8ut we trolls put our genetic material in pails after m8ing.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
So, pailing! There you go.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Yeah, you are. 8ut it's kind of cute? It works for you.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Not really? We were never close. I think he is completely o8noxious and a lot of the time totally fucking useless, 8ut he isn't a 8ad person or anything, I guess.