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hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
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serket.vriska@cdc.org
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u sure buddy. u ok over there.
O8viously.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Hey! Fuck you, it wasn't just a8out my vision 8ightfold, though of course that was pretty awesome. I still have my spider thing, you know!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
>::::? Is that a leading question, Dave? Are you trying to cover for your own egregious failures in getting accosted 8y psychic plant life?
no...i'm still too sleep deprived for this [crying tavros]
i dont see you webslinging your way through the trees
your spider title was usurped by two guys named peter parker
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
and no of course not what kind of question is that
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
not one that should even be asked if were real here
[He's hallucinated twice and been brown noted once.]
and you give me shit for being the one who never sleeps.
::::/
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Just 8ecause they are genetically infused with spiders or whatever doesn't make my spider thing any less of a spider thing!!!!!!!!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Hahahaha. Oh man, you are such a tool. So what was it? Was it the singing plants? I 8et it was the singing plants. Did you fall for a telepathic lulla8y????
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Wouldn't 8e the first time. :::;)
i am a hypocrite about people getting enough sleep, it's true.
what is your spider thing besides the vision eightfold anyway
i guess you had some kind of spider mom but like
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
do you suck out the innards of young unsuspecting trolls
lurk in the corner of toilet stalls
web on things???
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
and no of fucking course i didnt get ko'd by a singing plant
i was with someone when she started acting weird though
FROM: strider.dave@cdc.org
she got like
a face full of spores or something
no subject
I mean, I had a lot of we8s in my hive, sure. 8ut that was just 8ecause they were cool! I can't produce we8s, jackass.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
My lusus was the only one eating troll innards!!!!!!!!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Aw. What a shame. ::::( You should try harder at fucking up next time, Dave. What else will I have to laugh at?