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[hypertoxic]

[ Well. She's in a rover, though it is not hers. Does that count? ]

Aw, Jean. Are you worried a8out me? <3

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[ Close enough. ]

Don't push your luck Vriska
Take it this means everything is okay over there?

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Yes. I ended up with a 8unch of random assholes, 8ut we're managing.

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What a8out you?

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Any idiots you know fail to make it into a rover?

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::;:p to you too I guess

[ That's the easy message to respond to. The next one—a little less so, though it comes without much hesitation. ]

From what I can tell yeah
Several
What about you?

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You are never going to get my quirk right.

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Yes.
And let's face it, they are pro8a8ly toast.

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?:::::?
Probably not

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No use counting bodies yet but yeah most likely
Sorry

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Oh my god. I am starting to think you're fucking with me on purpose. >::::(

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Urgh. Really? I don't need your sympathy. I am a 8ig girl, I can handle a little friend slaughter.

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No idea what you're talking about >8888

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Of course, you're going to have to handle it either way
But it still sucks

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I knew it!
Actually, I should have figured that out sooner. ::::\

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........
Yeah. It does suck!
Name some names. Who do you know for sure is stuck out there?

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Not my fault if you're slow \\\\:

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Sometimes you sound enthusiastic about the wrong things, has anyone ever told you that
Anyway I don't know how many of them you've met but I can't get in touch with Sasha, Bertholdt, or Eren

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What's the damage on your end

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Ugh, that is soooooooo annoying. I don't spend all of my time making fun of your stupid hair, do I?

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Not my fault if you read weird things into what I say. 8ut yes, I know Sasha and Eren.

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Kotetsu is out there. I suspect Big Boss as well.

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Why do people keep saying that there's nothing wrong with my hair

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I've met Big Boss. He seems like he'd be pretty tough to take down

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I'm worried about Sasha but Eren's pretty much a roach so he'd better be okay

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Jean, everything is wrong with your hair.

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He is a nice guy for a soldier. Whatever his deal is.

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Do you know how much shit Eren gave me for getting my arms 8roken? You're damn right he 8etter come 8ack okay!

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You a human hair expert now?

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Soldiers can be nice

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You deserved to get shit for that it was awful
But I think he'll probably be okay
For a guy who constantly tries to get himself killed he's pretty good at not dying

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Yes. You may not realize it, 8ut I am all a8out fashion! And yours is just terri8le.

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I know they can! I guess he just wasn't what I was expecting.

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Oh my god, shut up. Anyway, let's just hope that holds true through whatever clusterfuck is going on out there!

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Yeah I can tell [ (disclaimer: sarcasm) ]

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What do you expect from human soldiers then

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I'll shut up when you stop getting into trouble
And don't get your hopes up too much but the odds are with him I think

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I guess it's not really a8out human soldiers. May8e it was just something a8out him, period! I don't know. Why do you care so much?

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You're never going to shut up, then. Fuck.

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Yeah? Ok! I will 8elieve you. Just this once.