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[hypertoxic]

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Fucking CDC and their stupid fucking files! Look, whatever you might think, I can't *really* read minds. Not closely! I can just sort of 8rowse.

[justttkidding]

Still, that's potentially useful. How hard have you pushed it?

[hypertoxic]

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I don't really use it very much. So not at all, to 8e honest.

[justttkidding]

Perhaps you should.

Could help out if we ever meet high-functioning, sentient beings.

[Spoken like a true red team member.]

[hypertoxic]

Hahahaha. Are you volunteering to 8e my test su8ject? :::;)

[justttkidding]

Yes.

Just don't dig too hard or I'll freeze your lungs.

[Is he kidding? No one knows.]

[hypertoxic]

W8, what? Are you serious? Wow. You're completely insane. I like it! This will 8e gr8. Let's do it. ::::)

[justttkidding]

About freezing your lungs? Maybe.

As for being crazy– I didn't make red team for nothing.

[hypertoxic]

No, not a8out suffoc8ing me, jackass. A8out wanting to let me in your head! Can we meet now? I want to try this. I don't know if it even works on humans.

[justttkidding]

Alright, alright Miss Blue Girl. I suppose we'll find out soon.

[Spoilers: he's not completely a human, but hey, details.]

[hypertoxic]

Meet me in front of the mess rover! I'll 8e w88888888ing.