Vʀɪsᴋᴀ Sᴇʀᴋᴇᴛ ♏ ᴀʀᴀᴄʜɴɪᴅsGʀɪᴘ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
CONSIGNMENT; inbox
serket.vriska@cdc.org
(0) UNREAD MESSAGES
serket.vriska@cdc.org
(0) UNREAD MESSAGES
serket.vriska@cdc.org
(0) UNREAD MESSAGES
WHO KNOWS i know i said a day and then i forgot
8etter 8efore you contacted me. ::::(
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Hiiiiiiii, asshole. I'm gr8, o8viously! I mean, why would you even ask me something like that?
no subject
I'm so sorry to cloud your day. My apologies.
FROM: 11.november@cdc.org
Friendly curiosity. I was only wondering if you'd been tossed into another mountain or not.
[ nov that's rude ]
no subject
You should 8e! It's really rude and inconsider8. If you were thoughtful you'd never speak to me again! ::::(
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Oh my god. You're like the only person left that won't let that whole mountain thing die! Do you enjoy the thought of little girls in pain, Novem8er? That's kind of fucked up!
no subject
Is that so? I thought friends checked in on friends.
FROM: 11.november@cdc.org
It was just such a serious matter. For you to be tossed again, I don't know how I'd feel about it. Also, for the record, I don't enjoy it, that's irrational.
no subject
Wow, gross! Since when are we friends? I don't remem8er that!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
You must, 8ecause you keep 8ugging and 8ugging and 8ugging me!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Well, I guess that isn't true. I haven't heard from you in a while.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
8ut asking how you've 8een would require I give a shit a8out whatever inane things you might get up to!
no subject
I know, I was waiting for the right moment to bother you, of course.
[ He wasn't, really. ]
FROM: 11.november@cdc.org
Now, now, Miss Vriska, that's a bit mean-spirited. I don't get up to inane things.
no subject
Of course you were. You always seem to pay special attention to how to annoy me the most!
[ She knows he wasn't. ]
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Lol. Please, enlighten me! What sort of things do you get up to that are so important and interesting and gr8?
no subject
Miss Blue Girl, you know I like to treat you special. However, rest assured you're not alone in this matter.
[ Is that good... ]
FROM: 11.november@cdc.org
I seem to have gained a bit of a mentor status with some recruits. One in particular is rather fiery, it's rather entertaining. I think you'd enjoy his spark.
no subject
If this is special, I'd h8 to see how you treat anyone you actually like! D::::
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Oh god.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Are you a8out to, like, recommend someone to me? Do you know how gross that is????
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It's really gross, and you're disgusting for even trying to suggest such a thing! With all the su8tlety of a trunk8east, I might add.
no subject
They get similar treatment. It's only fair.
FROM: 11.november@cdc.org
If you're insinuating that I'm about to try and set you up with someone, no. I'm no matchmaker, Miss Vriska.
FROM: 11.november@cdc.org
I do, however, think you'd find their temperament extremely entertaining.
no subject
Fair? Who gives a fuck a8out fair! Only losers, that's who.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Uuuuuuuugh. Fine, whatever! I can see you're not going to leave this alone. Who are you even talking a8out?
no subject
Do you not find there's a logic in fairness?
FROM: 11.november@cdc.org
Have you met Mr Jasper Khezek?