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hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
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serket.vriska@cdc.org
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FROM: ellie@cdc.org
yeah
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
but youre the only person i want to talk to right now
if thats ok
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FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Pff. Of course it's ok. Why would you want to talk to anyone 8ut me anyway? I'm clearly the most awesome option you have.
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FROM: ellie@cdc.org
ill make sure to let everyone else know
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Please. If they don't already know, they don't deserve to 8ask in my presence.
[ A little over the top even for her, but she's on a roll now. ]
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
8ut you're special! I'll let you hang around me whenever you want. Aren't you lucky? ::::)
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so lucky
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
youre not in your rover are you?
cause your big head might suffocate anyone nearby
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::::O
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Is that sass I detect????
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Talk a8out rude. Here I am 8eing the 8est and most incredi8le friend to you and you make fun of my head.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
::::( I find this really hurtful and demeaning to my species or something!
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no sass here only total concern
howre the oxygen levels in there?
is anyone turning blue?
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I am disappointed, Ellie. I never expected you'd 8e such a speciesist. ::::(
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Did you forget I'm an alien? For all you know, I produce oxygen from my hair!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Actually, did you know everyone in my rover is on 8lue?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Which makes what you just said a pun.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
::::/
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im prettyyyyy sure you dont make oxygen from your hair vriska
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
and youre totally welcome for that by the way
cause puns may be cheesy
but they make you feel grate
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How do you know? Are you calling me a liar a8out my own race? More 8latant speciesism! You're on a roll.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
........
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
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FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
God, and I thought the pun 8efore that was 8ad. ::::|
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and i have a whollllle book of ammunition
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D::::
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Is there a way to 8lock people on these things????
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if you figure it out ill just stand outside your rover instead
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::::O
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
You know, that reminds me.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Have we ever actually met up in person?
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oh
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
i dont think so
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
i guess thats kinda weird huh
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Lol. It's fine. You would not 8elieeeeeeeve how long I spent talking to a 8unch of dwee8s on the internet 8efore I actually met any of them.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Though we did have a convoluted dimensional 8arrier 8etween us.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It doesn't have to 8e, like, a thing. 8ut I wouldn't mind hanging out sometime.
i fucking cannot
id like that
8)
<3
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
If we continue to have downtime and you're free, text me, ok?