I was really hoping this would never come up, but I have a doppelganger, and she's showed up on Selena. She looks exactly like me, and will sometimes pretend to be me to mess with my friends.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
If you see a woman who looks like me but with shorter, curlier hair, walk the other way. Don't talk to her, don't engage with her, don't do anything to do with her.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Her name is Katherine and she's a complete bitch, she ruins lives and she stole my body and basically she's evil, don't talk to her. Text me if you can't tell which of us it is.
I wish we could, but she's human, it would be wrong.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
She says she doesn't want to pretend to be me again, but I don' trust her. Just... be careful while we're here. If she gets added to the crew permanently we'll have to figure something else out
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
but for now if you can't tell us apart just text me, I'll let you know which of us you're looking at.
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I was really hoping this would never come up, but I have a doppelganger, and she's showed up on Selena. She looks exactly like me, and will sometimes pretend to be me to mess with my friends.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
If you see a woman who looks like me but with shorter, curlier hair, walk the other way. Don't talk to her, don't engage with her, don't do anything to do with her.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Her name is Katherine and she's a complete bitch, she ruins lives and she stole my body and basically she's evil, don't talk to her. Text me if you can't tell which of us it is.
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Whoa.
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That's a lot of 8ullshit to lay on someone!
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Why don't we just kick her ass or something?
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I wish we could, but she's human, it would be wrong.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
She says she doesn't want to pretend to be me again, but I don' trust her. Just... be careful while we're here. If she gets added to the crew permanently we'll have to figure something else out
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
but for now if you can't tell us apart just text me, I'll let you know which of us you're looking at.
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Ok.
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8ut if she's just human, why are you so worried a8out me running into her in the first place?
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Because she's ruined my life non-stop for the past three years and I have no doubt she'd find a way to do it here if she wanted to.
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She took over my body and broke my boyfriend's heart, then poisoned my body before she gave it back. I almost died.
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And that's just the last time she tried to ruin my life, she's done a lot more than that.
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Oh.
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Why didn't you just say so????
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Well, if you need her to conveniently fall asleep, I can at least do that!
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I may actually take you up on that, depending on if she's added to the crew and is a terrible person.
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Well, she's always terrible, but if she's especially terrible.