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hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
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serket.vriska@cdc.org
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DAY 54
fuck this is like the reckoning all over again.
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org
except we're the ones trying two pointlessly take a massive dump all over the weird space planet instead of like idk gremlins or something.
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twelve different kinds of goddamn gremlins.
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or i guess like the meteors hitting alternia in the first place though i honestly gave about as much of a shit about that as i give about this.
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org
i didn't even really see anything because i was two busy having my brains explode out of my nose like a hot pocket.
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basically if i avoid dying this will be some kind of new record for me.
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org
kind of like how this endgame quest must be like some kind of record of "least damage actively and passively committed two a mission by vriska serket"
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org
you should try being unconscious more often.