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hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
hypertoxic) wrote2016-01-03 12:00 am
CONSIGNMENT; inbox
serket.vriska@cdc.org
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serket.vriska@cdc.org
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So go look around.
[ Implied: leave me out of it.
She's still not a happy camper after what happened during assessments. ]
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So go look around.
[ Implied: leave me out of it.
She's still not a happy camper after what happened during assessments. ]
[ Daaaaaaaammit. ]
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Ugh!
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Stupid lousy no-good caring 8oyfriend.
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Fine. I will meet you soon.
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Ugh!
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Stupid lousy no-good caring 8oyfriend.
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Fine. I will meet you soon.
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Yeah.
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<3
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Look, stop texting me so I can get my shit and leave! I will see you soon.
Yeah.
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<3
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Look, stop texting me so I can get my shit and leave! I will see you soon.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
I was really hoping this would never come up, but I have a doppelganger, and she's showed up on Selena. She looks exactly like me, and will sometimes pretend to be me to mess with my friends.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
If you see a woman who looks like me but with shorter, curlier hair, walk the other way. Don't talk to her, don't engage with her, don't do anything to do with her.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Her name is Katherine and she's a complete bitch, she ruins lives and she stole my body and basically she's evil, don't talk to her. Text me if you can't tell which of us it is.
I was really hoping this would never come up, but I have a doppelganger, and she's showed up on Selena. She looks exactly like me, and will sometimes pretend to be me to mess with my friends.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
If you see a woman who looks like me but with shorter, curlier hair, walk the other way. Don't talk to her, don't engage with her, don't do anything to do with her.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Her name is Katherine and she's a complete bitch, she ruins lives and she stole my body and basically she's evil, don't talk to her. Text me if you can't tell which of us it is.
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Whoa.
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That's a lot of 8ullshit to lay on someone!
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Why don't we just kick her ass or something?
Whoa.
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That's a lot of 8ullshit to lay on someone!
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Why don't we just kick her ass or something?
You're such a loser. 8ut it's ok. You're one of my favorite losers. <33333333
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
I wish we could, but she's human, it would be wrong.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
She says she doesn't want to pretend to be me again, but I don' trust her. Just... be careful while we're here. If she gets added to the crew permanently we'll have to figure something else out
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
but for now if you can't tell us apart just text me, I'll let you know which of us you're looking at.
I wish we could, but she's human, it would be wrong.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
She says she doesn't want to pretend to be me again, but I don' trust her. Just... be careful while we're here. If she gets added to the crew permanently we'll have to figure something else out
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
but for now if you can't tell us apart just text me, I'll let you know which of us you're looking at.
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Ok.
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8ut if she's just human, why are you so worried a8out me running into her in the first place?
Ok.
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8ut if she's just human, why are you so worried a8out me running into her in the first place?
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Because she's ruined my life non-stop for the past three years and I have no doubt she'd find a way to do it here if she wanted to.
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She took over my body and broke my boyfriend's heart, then poisoned my body before she gave it back. I almost died.
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And that's just the last time she tried to ruin my life, she's done a lot more than that.
Because she's ruined my life non-stop for the past three years and I have no doubt she'd find a way to do it here if she wanted to.
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She took over my body and broke my boyfriend's heart, then poisoned my body before she gave it back. I almost died.
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And that's just the last time she tried to ruin my life, she's done a lot more than that.
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Oh.
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Why didn't you just say so????
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Well, if you need her to conveniently fall asleep, I can at least do that!
Oh.
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Why didn't you just say so????
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Well, if you need her to conveniently fall asleep, I can at least do that!
FROM: kaburagi.kotetsu@cdc.org
... i guess that counts for something. ill take it.
<3
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
i wanted to say thanks
earlier i mean for having my back and stuff
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
that was
i dunno
cool i guess
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
and unexpected
and it helped
i wanted to say thanks
earlier i mean for having my back and stuff
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
that was
i dunno
cool i guess
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
and unexpected
and it helped
[ That this comes at a time when Vriska is at the lowest she's been since she jumped feet-first into this hellhole does a bit of a number on her, really. It takes her a few minutes to formulate a response once she sees the texts. She's touched, but also doesn't think she deserves to be. ]
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You're welcome, Ellie.
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Though I am not so sure you have anything to thank me for.
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I guess I just had this sense that you are capa8le of gr8 things!
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You remind me a little of this guy I used to know, actually. Only you outdid him in pretty much every conceiva8le way!
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As far as I'm concerned, I will always have your 8ack now. ::::)
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You're welcome, Ellie.
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Though I am not so sure you have anything to thank me for.
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I guess I just had this sense that you are capa8le of gr8 things!
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You remind me a little of this guy I used to know, actually. Only you outdid him in pretty much every conceiva8le way!
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As far as I'm concerned, I will always have your 8ack now. ::::)
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
wow well
i wouldnt go that far
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
what if i end up having like a super shitty idea?
that totally happens by the way
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
somebodyll have to talk me out of it
wow well
i wouldnt go that far
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
what if i end up having like a super shitty idea?
that totally happens by the way
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
somebodyll have to talk me out of it
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Lol. I guess it depends on how shitty the idea is. ::::P
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And if it's suuuuuuuuper shitty, now you have me to talk you out of it!
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Gr8 deal, right?
Lol. I guess it depends on how shitty the idea is. ::::P
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And if it's suuuuuuuuper shitty, now you have me to talk you out of it!
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Gr8 deal, right?
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
there MAY have been some especially shitty ones in the past
but ill try not to come up with too many
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
what about you? need a talker outer of your very own?
we could trade
there MAY have been some especially shitty ones in the past
but ill try not to come up with too many
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
what about you? need a talker outer of your very own?
we could trade
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Hahahaha. Now I'm wondering what those were!
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Dish. I want all the sordid details.
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........ 8ut yeah. Sure. That sounds like a fair trade to me. ::::)
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8ecause if you've had shitty ideas, I promise you they are not nearly as spectacularly shitty as some of mine have 8een.
Hahahaha. Now I'm wondering what those were!
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Dish. I want all the sordid details.
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........ 8ut yeah. Sure. That sounds like a fair trade to me. ::::)
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8ecause if you've had shitty ideas, I promise you they are not nearly as spectacularly shitty as some of mine have 8een.
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
this is like the opener for the worst competition ever
so im just gonna say youve got a deal
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
for the talking outing thing
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
speaking of
youre not doing anything that needs crisis intervention right now are you because im pretty sure were on vacation
this is like the opener for the worst competition ever
so im just gonna say youve got a deal
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
for the talking outing thing
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
speaking of
youre not doing anything that needs crisis intervention right now are you because im pretty sure were on vacation
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