[ Why is life this way.

Everyone bitches and moans about how life is precious and they all need to work together to stay alive and then six people stumble out of the jungle mostly dead and three more wash up on the fucking beach for some god damn reason.

To say Vriska is mad is honestly an understatement of the issue.

Dealing with everyone missing significant pieces of their bodies has drained her quite a bit, especially as it meant she ended up having to skip sleeping today. So at least she's simmered down to a low boil by that evening.

Which is roughly when Lief will find himself joined at the campfire by a troll whose face seems to be stuck in a permanent expression of flat irritation. ]

You want to tell me what the fuck you were thinking, or should I just keep assuming you have a death wish you wanted fulfilled more quickly than having to wait for a Thursday night?

[ If Vriska is crazy busy this evening, it's mostly because there are just Too Many People To Yell At.

It's exhausting, you know? Rushing here and there, reassuring people that they are worthless morons who should have let the jungle finish the job if they were going to be so fucking reckless. And of course, only Vriska Serket is fit for this job. It's a trial, her life.

So anyway, hey Yona! Vriska will find the other girl at her hut, and like, you know. For once, she hasn't got a mocking smile on her face whilst talking to Yona, but that is because she just looks tired and annoyed instead. ]

So how's Princess Cripple doing this evening?

[ #nochillsquad ]

[ Honestly, it is perhaps late enough now to be Thursday. But Vriska will find them late the night of the Fiasco and just insert herself into proceedings regardless of whether or not they want her there. Because, as she will say as she settles into the hut they're all now definitely sharing, ]

I no longer trust you two by yourselves, so it looks like someone with sense will have to keep an eye on you. You know. Because I still have both eyes to use!

[ So anyway hey Jacopo, here is Vriska just swinging by your hut. Far be it from her to take you from the wrath of Laphicet, which she honestly thinks is completely hysterical. Get owned by a ten year old, Jacopo, you dick.

Vriska will show up at their doorway, lean against it, and just kind of call out: ]

I'm here to give you even more shit, like you knew I would be!

[ so, yeah, hey man, what's up. ]