Yes, it's Murder Island, we're all at risk of dying in one way or another. I don't go down easily.

[ he totally didn't just go "humph" before puffing out more smoke. ]

...We ventured into the cavern. It turned into the world's worst slip and slide, and before we knew it, we were battling a torrent of water. We ended up getting whirled into a narrow tunnel, and we...lost our senses of self from there on. I don't remember the rest...neither of us do, but we found ourselves like this before being flooded out onto the shore.

Whatever was in there intended to brutalize us for its own entertainment, but I suppose that was all.